Estupidamente Aleatório: 5 Grandes Vitelas

Stupidly Random:5 Large Calves

Easy, I can explain. Cars, usually over 10 years old, that are big, fast and that will certainly sit at the table with you, eat all the steaks and leave the chips. If you buy one of these cars and screw up, we have no responsibility. Without further ado, I will introduce the 5 Great Calves. Enjoy.

5. Ford S-MAX 2.5T

Ford S-Max 2.5 T takes the 5th place in our Great Calves. It appeared in 2006 with a 2.5-cylinder 5-cylinder turbo that the Ford buggy borrowed from Volvo to stuff into the Ford Focus RS and S-Max. Just send a tap with the right foot on the 220 horses and they can produce 320Nm of torque, enough force for this metal mammoth to make the famous 0 at 100 km/h in 7.9 seconds and close the tavern at 230 km/h. The noise is interesting and can always attack 6 friends at once.

4.VW Touareg W12

In 4th position comes a Volkswagen with a 6-liter W12 and 450 horsepower that pushes the 4 wheels. Yes, the Touareg W12, all big, muscular and capable from 0 to 100 km/h in 5.9 seconds over almost any terrain. It has space inside for 3 lots of 1000 m2 for housing construction with basement, ground floor and 1st floor and whenever you have to talk to someone who travels in the back seat you will have to use the phone or shout.

3. BMW 760I E65 BMW 760i E65


In 3rd place we have the Paredão de Esmoriz. Sorry that I was wrong, we do have the BMW 760i that equips with a V12 with 439 horses and 600 Nm of torque that allows the acceleration of this mountainous set from zero to one hundred in 5.5s and the possibility of making some piascas. There is space inside for one of your children to get lost, to be found crying for a security guard and to have to fetch it from the central box.

2. Mercedes-Benz R63 AMG

The first of the last on our list is the Mercedes Benz R63 AMG. 500 horses in a 6-seater beast with televisions, leather massage chairs and enough humility to use black, round tires like those of other cars on the road. This Mercedes choninhas went to eat at the AMG restaurant that tried to stick a spicy 6.2 liter V8 down his throat. Any touch of the accelerator will make it smoke from the tires and writhe with the effects of the evil that AMG has done to you.

1. Audi RS6 C5 Audi RS6 C5

This German woman comes to the 1st place and approaches you flushed, hot! With your delicate air, whisper in your ear while licking an ear. As soon as you and she wrap up, she grabs you by the hair, attaches herself to the bench and takes you from zero to one hundred in 4.6 seconds. You, who are basically a child in the body of an adult, have you pedal there for 22.8 seconds up to 200 km/h or to challenge the limits of the Quattro traction system ?! And you know what more, everything this Audi RS6 has done to you, it can also do at the same time with your wife, two dogs in the back seat, four bikes on the roof, six 30-liter kegs of beer and a side-by- side in the suitcase.

I hope you enjoyed this week’s Stupidly Random theme and tune in next week as we’ll have a completely random theme again.

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